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21 Apr 14 at 6 am

peashooter85:

A heavily engraved and chiseled percussion muzzleloading rifle crafted by Giacomo Rinzi of Milan, circa 1834.

Estimated Value: $100,000 - $150,000

(Source: amoskeagauction.com, via homestruck)

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via uranian-uumbra)

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

(via princessyandere)

 347948
21 Apr 14 at 5 am

madeupmonkeyshit:

Letting Jesus take the wheel

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madeupmonkeyshit:

Letting Jesus take the wheel
 38254
21 Apr 14 at 4 am

(Source: tymothius, via m4ge)

 77409
21 Apr 14 at 4 am

(Source: rneggy, via uranian-uumbra)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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 180166
21 Apr 14 at 3 am

helioscentrifuge:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:

68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

(via uranian-uumbra)

helioscentrifuge:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:


68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

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iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

send me ur

NERVOUS

ULTRACONSERVATIVE

DINOSAURS

ENJOYING

SKATEBOARDINGTRICKS

imageshitt shit shit shti sthi s thi shit

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PRAISE the LORD

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 44726
21 Apr 14 at 2 am

iamladyloin:

greymichaela:

jinglebean:

bridle-less:

tattooedtrouble:

I demand to know what breed of neigh this is.

Holy huge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_horse

I laugh at “breed of neigh” every time I see this picture.

Imagine centaurs based on breeds like this.

(via vulcanchicks)

iamladyloin:

greymichaela:

jinglebean:

bridle-less:

tattooedtrouble:

I demand to know what breed of neigh this is.

Holy huge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_horse

I laugh at “breed of neigh” every time I see this picture.

Imagine centaurs based on breeds like this.
 46952
21 Apr 14 at 1 am

quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

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 63
21 Apr 14 at 1 am

suddenlyapples:

"dad has to run to catch up."

mom’s texting me from the airport.

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this-is-wild:

Nyala(Pappu .)
 35076
21 Apr 14 at 12 am

adrians:

thought I’d try this out

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