letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via blindcaius)

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

  • chicken tender
  • the billionth number of pi is 9
  • it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
  • sponges feel cool
  • highdeas.com
  • joe biden
  • the letter Q
  • dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

(via blindcaius)

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21 May 13 at 7 am

tsundere-and-lightning:

when i die i want this picture to be printed out and given to everyone at the funeral with no explanation

(via lewdest)

tsundere-and-lightning:

when i die i want this picture to be printed out and given to everyone at the funeral with no explanation

sirshon:

christmasturbate:

vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty

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(Source: jesuschristvevo , via animeboobies)

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21 May 13 at 5 am

(Source: chrull, via mangosquids)

no:

URL giveaway!

so I’m leaving tumblr as my auntie flo died and it just brings back horrible memories and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner tomorrow at 8 GMT. Adiós

(via lewdest)

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21 May 13 at 3 am

squidbiscuit:

So this happened.

squidbiscuit:

So this happened.
 52752
21 May 13 at 2 am

pizza:

an epic trilogy

(via rabbitwitch)

das-nawt-bene:

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ballerinas

(via lotusseishin)

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21 May 13 at 12 am

squidbiscuit:

Oh….I’m not gonna be very good at this game XD.

(via erectobiologist)

squidbiscuit:

Oh….I’m not gonna be very good at this game XD.
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20 May 13 at 10 pm

sheebiejeebies:

i did another  ( ・v・)

cubone makes for some cool combos

(via erectobiologist)

mamakarkat:

first 

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then we

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(via erectobiologist)

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20 May 13 at 8 pm

snug-ler:

D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ ̵̡̫̭͇̼͈̰̊ͧ̏ͬ̊̆̔ͅY̨̪̻̫̣̒̓͟O̗̞͚͕̞͋̈̏ͫ̒ͫ͠͞U̢̫̲͈̫̙̣̺ͣͨ̋̓̔́͞ ̭͖͚̗̎̉̿̀̚͡Ç̱͖̃̎ͣ̉̓U̸̢̦͎͎̝ͩ̑̆͌ͮͫ͛͗T̺̬̹͇̳̔ͮ̄̓ͭͧ͋ͯ̀ ̷̢̛̻͈̬̲̦̀̔̅ͣͥ̌̀Dͦͬ͏̨̖̩O͕͎̝̣̰̟ͥ͋ͩ͌ͣ̕͟W̭̳̦͓͓͇̝ͯͬ̌͢Ņ͖͕͕͎͖̠̗̃̒̂̔́ ̸̲̫̘̫̜̣͎̈ͣͧ̎̒ͭͣ͟Ţ̦̝͖̪͎̘͔͑̑̈͒̀ͫH̡͙̖͍͛̎̎̓ͧͩ̔Iͯ̌͂̾͌͂͏̷̜̬͎͕Ş̧̘͈̻̃ͭͫ͘ ̺̘̝̩̩ͯ́ͅT͙̱͓̖̪ͮͯͭ̔͑̚͜ͅR̦̬͍̫̬̺̜̖̳͗̈́ͮ͢͡Ĕ҉̤̟̞̱̠̜̭̯͘Ȅ̴̖̺̼͇̞͙̗̗ͩͨͩ̓̋̎?̵̜̫̜͇̩̪͓̙͎ͧͨ̈́̓͋

(Source: pootisman, via erectobiologist)

snug-ler:

D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ ̵̡̫̭͇̼͈̰̊ͧ̏ͬ̊̆̔ͅY̨̪̻̫̣̒̓͟O̗̞͚͕̞͋̈̏ͫ̒ͫ͠͞U̢̫̲͈̫̙̣̺ͣͨ̋̓̔́͞ ̭͖͚̗̎̉̿̀̚͡Ç̱͖̃̎ͣ̉̓U̸̢̦͎͎̝ͩ̑̆͌ͮͫ͛͗T̺̬̹͇̳̔ͮ̄̓ͭͧ͋ͯ̀ ̷̢̛̻͈̬̲̦̀̔̅ͣͥ̌̀Dͦͬ͏̨̖̩O͕͎̝̣̰̟ͥ͋ͩ͌ͣ̕͟W̭̳̦͓͓͇̝ͯͬ̌͢Ņ͖͕͕͎͖̠̗̃̒̂̔́ ̸̲̫̘̫̜̣͎̈ͣͧ̎̒ͭͣ͟Ţ̦̝͖̪͎̘͔͑̑̈͒̀ͫH̡͙̖͍͛̎̎̓ͧͩ̔Iͯ̌͂̾͌͂͏̷̜̬͎͕Ş̧̘͈̻̃ͭͫ͘ ̺̘̝̩̩ͯ́ͅT͙̱͓̖̪ͮͯͭ̔͑̚͜ͅR̦̬͍̫̬̺̜̖̳͗̈́ͮ͢͡Ĕ҉̤̟̞̱̠̜̭̯͘Ȅ̴̖̺̼͇̞͙̗̗ͩͨͩ̓̋̎?̵̜̫̜͇̩̪͓̙͎ͧͨ̈́̓͋

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

(via m4kara)